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penis-hilton:

me dying

(Source: marathonsofconsumption, via lohanthony)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via izableh)

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via izableh)


Kim admits to taking 1200 selfies while in Thailand. 
soeffingxtraordinary:

http://soeffingxtraordinary.tumblr.com
antooo18:

 

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vogue-pussyxo:

This.
devon-aoki:

the #DRAMA!!!

"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"

- Time flies (via e-kallas)

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